jolyfis:

Kuromori’s Groudon (Hoenn Regional Pokédex #383-1), colloquially referred to as ‘wallclimber’ or ‘gecko’.  Only known documentation on GoPro footage streamed by a team of miners (archival footage Hn383-SB1, beginning at timestamp 27:23).  The sole survivor, interviewed after the fact, described the experience of looking into 383-1′s open mouth as ‘like looking up the wrong end of the world’.

Pangaea Groudon (Hoenn Regional Pokédex #383-2), colloquially referred to as either Big McLargehuge or by the names of several separate volcano gods.  Believed to be the oldest known variety of Groudon.  Currently available fossil evidence points to a height in excess of twenty feet.  Holy shit, that’s a little excessive - lab techs have been explicitly instructed not to offer the 383-2 fossil to any children with ANY variety of starter Pokémon, as they are almost certainly protagonists and will revive it immediately and start throwing it at people.